Friday, February 23, 2007

tasty cat cuisine


i understand very well how evil and useless cats are. i live with one and he is very conceited and proud and not much fun unless i am attacking him. well anyways...they might be worthless but sure they make some great candy! did you know this?! i had never tried cat candy since dad makes sure i can't get to nixon's candy. well i discovered that cat candy is awesome! i found some today while i was going to the car to go on a car ride. mom doesn't make me wear my leash when we go on a car ride cause i run right to the car and jump right in. well along the way i found some fabulous cat candy! and ooohhh is it tasty! dad went to go get me cause i was not coming when i was called which is unusual. i was licking my mouth and when dad picked me up he said, "Good night Hershey your mouth stinks! What did you eat.....*snif*snif* ooohhh Gosh! I know what you ate!" Mom wished she could wash my mouth out. Nixon even gave me a good mouth snif when I came in. So in conclusion, cat candy is awesomely tasty, but your people will not want your kisses for a good long time...

10 comments:

Dachsies Rule said...

We don't have any cats ... drats! Andy likes Sammy-candy but Mom is the same way. She tells him to stop and won't let him kiss her. Humans are so silly.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Ivy said...

mmmmm! cat candy! i haf sniffed it but never quite got to eat any before my stupid peepol pulled me back on the leash. darn leashes!

i agree wif r,s&a that peepol are silly. they just dont unnerstand wut smells good and wut dozent. i think it becuz they haf such stubby little noses. how can you smell anything wif those useless tiny things?

hana said...

I rolled around in dog candy the week of my birthday when we went to the park, and I was proud to show it off on my white fur. My parents weren't too happy though. They also weren't sure if I had eaten any or not. They used to tell me that there is a little person inside my dog body, but now they say they're not sure and that I showed my true colors. Huh?

Jasper said...

Cat candy? Oh my goodness....CAT candy...I just figured out what that is!!! haha
If I've had some, I don't remember it.
Jasper

Pippin, the Gentle Pup said...

Cat candy is quite delectable. In fact, I find many candies are tasty and add much needed additional nutrients--squirrel and duck candy are good energy boosters. Deer candy brings some added zinc. Sheep candy added protein. Random candies can also add indescribable taste and "mouth appeal". Some dogs like dog candy, but not me--doesn't seem to add anything really. I don't know why the people feed us anything else, but I guess I won't complain.....it's true about the kisses, though. Plus, they always tell us to stop--goofs.

Sparky said...

I got some cat candy today while on a walk with my mama. She stopped to talk to a neighbor, and that little morsel caught my eye! Unfortunately, mama caught me and yanked on the leash, and said something about "worms."

Freda said...

Hey Hershey,

Cat candy rules, in some circles. I've never tried the delicacy. It may be fattenin', I don't know.

Sorry I missed your big one twos one twos (ONE) BDay. Hope you had a great times.

Just heard on the magic box news that you are movin's to Mexico. That can't be true! Say it isn't so.

Wuufs!

Freda

IndyPindy said...

Oooooooh, I LOVE cat candy! My mom calls them "Kitty Crunchies". One time her old cat Muffin left one right in front of my crate while I was crated 'cause the people were at work. That was so mean! I sat there drooling over it for hours! Then when mom got home she cleaned it up and threw it away before she let me out!

Yeah, mom is never happy when I eat those...

Cubby said...

Grody!

hana said...

Hershey, your mom's coffee cup painting, what does "posterized" mean?