Monday, January 01, 2007

What the *@#$#$&!!!!!!



ok this is the CRAZIEST thing i have EVER seen!!! its a dogwash! are you kidding me!? meeshka please tell me we can DESTROY this thing with the power of HULA! check out their website i love the FAQ page...

Doesn’t the animal ‘freak out’ in there?
Answer: NO! When the pet is introduced for the first time to the cabin, naturally, it does not know what to expect. When water starts to spray on the pet from several directions, it will catch it by surprise. Once the pet realizes that it’s ONLY WATER, and that the warm pulsating streams actually feel good, it soon begins to relax and will either stand still or sit down and look out the window. The next time, the pet will already be familiar with the cabin, and enjoy the experience right from the start.


WHATEVER!! can you imagine being put in a metal box and then water sprays all over you, then they spray SOAP at you and then more water and THEN they blowdry you inside this thing! they call it a SPA experience for your pet, spa experience my tail! i think we should put the people who invented it inside and see what they think!!!! i bet its not like the spas they go to!

maybe we can rid the earth of cats this way! you know they will FREAK...i can imagine it now....

i found out that it takes 5 minutes to wash and 25 minutes to dry!! thats THIRTY minutes inside that thing!!!

oh, you can watch a video about it...click here (its a windows media player video)

12 comments:

Dachsies Rule said...

We are with you, Hershey! If anyone tried to put us in that box, we would freak out. And it would only get worse when the water starts to spray us. No, no, no!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

JustMeCopper said...

Hershey, how did you find that!? I would hate getting a bath like that!!!! Talk about scary!

Zach said...

Ha ha - Chani HATES crates, how do they think anyone would get her in that thing? I thinks it is a torture machine. Must be. Cruel and unusual punishment.

hana said...

That is a horrible machine!

"it soon begins to relax???" First, I am not an "it." Second, relax??!!!!! Where did they get that from?

I'm with Zach! It's a torture machine!

By the way, I can now see your Ivy card and snowman pictures!! That is way cool. Did you guys make the chocolate mint chip cookie recipe?

hershey the doglet said...

copper, i found it while watching hgtv, they had a show about cool pet products (that one is NOT cool!)

zach and dachsies it IS a torture machine!!! oh and i found out there a place in des moines where you can actually use it!! oh and i found it takes 5 minutes to wash and 25 to dry!! that's THIRTY minutes in that thing!!!

hana, last night when it went to look at my blog i couldn't see my pictures either!! i had to redo them, how annoying!! and ivy didn't send me the recipe, i will have to ask her for it...

JustMeCopper said...

You know what Hershey, they show a poor cat in there but they don't show it while it is washing the cat!!! Can you imagine how distressed a cat is in there?

Zach said...

ooh ooh ooh - can we put Nixon in there and made a video? He should investigate it! I'm sure it is a commie plot or something.

Ivy said...

oh my dogness! that is the most horriblest thing i haf ever seen! i totally agree wif everydog else that it is a torcher machine for sher.

hershey if you want to get your mind on more pleasant things you can haf fun making up five new year resolushuns and tag five of your friends!

Pippin the flyball dog said...

Oh the horror--Hershey, thanks for the important service announcement--we should all join forces to rid the world of these things (my person gave me an old fashioned bath yesterday and that was misery enough for any dog)

Pippin

Joe Stains said...

oh my that thing is horrible!!! I would squat down and take a steaming crap in that thing right away!!

Shmoo said...

You've got to be KIDDING ME! That's HORRIBLE! What's even worse is that some humans were born without a common sense gene and will think "hey, I got me one of them washer and dryers at home, why should I pay someone to use theirs".

I can just see it now. This will be investigated the the Claw Offices of Meeshka, Attorney at Claw!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Wow Hershey,
You would NEVER get us in one of those things. How can a doggy even breathe inside of it with all of that water spraying??? We bet a small doggy could even drown. Water could get up it's nose and go into the lungs, yikes! We better find someone to destroy that evil thing.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers