Saturday, October 28, 2006

my life is a BIG mess!

well i bet you all thought i fell off the face of the earth or maybe nixon ate me, but no i'm here but i don't feel safe and sound. there are too many things going on in my house to make me feel comfortable. i have to be on gaurd at all times!

well here's the scoop...ivy i TOTALLY know how you felt when your mom and dad messed up your kitchen! mine are messing up their bathroom! they are putting in a fan to suck out all the wet air in after they take showers. my house is 50 years old and it never had one! its a wonder we don't have a mold garden in our bathroom like ivy might have. well after they take a shower there is water that sometimes drops from the ceiling! so they needed a wet air sucky fan. well to get a wet air sucky fan to work dad is having to wire it and that is what is making all the mess and the noise! mom says its a looooong story but let's just say doesn't want the fan to come on when she turns on the light, dad wants to put the fan over the shower so its needs some sort of ground faulty thing, so dad has to put a new switch next to the ground faulty outlet next to the sink. well that sounds easy, right? WRONG! there is a lot of drilling and hammering and sawing and just NOISE! i finally stopped barking everytime dad made a bangy noise. (they loved that!) i thought someone was at the door and i had to alert them!

well if that isn't enough they are changing the mirror and the light fixture and painting!! all in one weekend!!!! mom said she didn't want to live in a "work-zone" for a couple weeks, plus they gots to take showers (they are already getting stinky, last shower was thurs night!) oh and they found a nice big hole left by an old medicine cabinet behind the mirror they took down so they have to fix that TOO!

hello dad!! i can see you! how did you get in that small hole in the ceiling?!

what is all this stuff? hmmmm....tape is tasty you should try it!

OH and since dad is going in the attic a lot stupid head nixon thought it would be way cool of him to go in the attic and check it out! apparently he can climb ladders!

oh and let's top this all off! mom's belly is getting bigger, she says its the baby but how does a baby make her tummy her bigger? anyways, she doesn't like it when i sit in her lap anymore! or curl up next to her tummy when we go to bed. she must not love me anymore!


JustMeCopper said...

Cool, Nixon in the attic! Can you shut him up there Hersh? Oh, sorry, that would be mean.

Zach said...

You better guard your Mom really well - who knows what Nixon the spy is up to in that attic!!!

Ivy said...

oh my dogness, little doglet! i feels your pain!! i cant stand it wen my randy goes up in the ceiling but to haf a cat up there too must be just torcher!!

and why oh why is it that wen peepol start a project it always gets bigger and bigger and takes longer and longer than they thot?

i am so sorry your mommy dozent let you sit in her lap anymore. poor hershey! you deserve lots of extra treats for all this craziness going on in your house.

fee said...

ya, seal nixon in the attic forever!

one question: mom was reading about pregnancies and pets and an article said that four-legged kids always get clingy and cuddly during that time. is that true? do you climb on mommy's lap and try to lick her tummy?


Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Don't worry Hershey- she still loves you. Fur children are always extra special.

It's the same at my house. If dad says something will take an hour, mom allows for 2 and 1/2 hours. Dads aren't very good estimaters. It's better to get the wetness fixed- you don't want mold. I'm impressed with Nixon's climbing abilities. Could you get him to climb on the counters and toss goodies off to you? Just a thought.


Pippin the flyball dog said...

Wow--there's a lot going on at your house. Your mommy is growing a toddler. You'll have to be careful around the toddler, but you can know that your mommy will still think of you as her baby even after the toddler comes (I bet she doesn't think of Nixon as her baby since it looks like he's naughty and a spy).

Hope the bathroom is done soon


hana said...

Hershey, whatever happens, your mom will always love you very much!

Your dad is an ambitious fellow. By the way, my mom says she likes the tiles in your bathroom.