Wednesday, August 30, 2006

It will not be named Pilot Inspektor!

Well my mom told me today that I am going to have a baby brother or sister! But its not a puppy its a human baby!!!! Oh, what to do?! Will they pay attention to me anymore? Will it pull on my ears? Will it cry and interrupt my beauty (er...handsome) sleep? Will it eat my food? Will they love me anymore?! Mom calls me her baby, but she will have a REAL baby! Will she call me her baby anymore? All I know is I have to try and love her lots and lots these next months so they will still love me when they have this baby! Maybe Meeshka will ban babies before they have it! Oh, and don't worry I won't let them name it Apple or Shiloh or Suri or Pilot Inspektor (yeah, that guy whose name is Earl on tv named his baby that!) So apparently it is coming to live with us around the April 28. Well, I've got to go love on my mom she's feeling kinda sick.....


Isabella said...

Oh Oh! We had one of the grandbabies here over Thanksgiving. I wasn't impressed. Babies take all the attentin, everyone frets you are going to hurt it when you go near it, and they aren't much fun. They just lay around and poop and cry. I'd be packing my toys and moving in with Copper. Your life will never be the same when this human baby arrives. You should have been a responsible human owner and had your human spayed, and this wouldn't have happened. Poor Hershey!
Big Wags,

hana said...

Oh Hershey, your only hope is that the baby looks exactly like you. Oh, that would be so wonderful! If you look like twins, then your parents won't be able to tell you apart and they'll have to baby both of you EQUALLY.

Or, as Isabella says, pack up your bags and move in with Copper... do it NOW, Do it TODAY when you go visit Copper. Go on strike and refuse to go back until they promise you will be treated equally. Good luck kiddo!

(p.s. my humans say congratulations on the announcement)

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Yes you stay with Copper! Let them miss you!!!!

Bussie Kissies

Dachsies Rule said...


We agree with what they all said. But we can't see how your humans could love any baby more than they love you! You are a dachsie, the most lovable of all dogs. But if it doesn't work out, you can move in with Copper or with us!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

(Congratulations human pets)

Shmoo said...

doglet... I'll work on getting that breed ban passed as soon as possible.

The good news is that if the humans do pay less attention to you, then you can do more bad things, like eat their food, eat the baby's food, play hide the poop and see how long the humans find it.

(spay and neuter your humans now before the baby shelters fill up)

Ivy said...

dont worry hershey! you are the most lovable baby ever. and this means that your mommy is going to get a hershey-sized little shelf on the top of her tummy that you can snuggle up on and lick her chin.

also there shud be a lot of ice cream at your house pretty soon and maybe you can lick some of it. mmmmmm!

fee said...

congratulations hershey! you are going to be a BIG brother soon! do be nice and gentle with mommy in the mean time ok. she needs lotsa lotsa love and energy till your little sibling arrives. fret not, you're all going to have so much fun come april!


JustMeCopper said...

Hershey, you're Mom and Dad love you lots and they will pay attention to you .. just not as much. The biggest thing is you have to work hard at not being afraid of the baby .. you are so skittish! If you come love with me we can be pals though.

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hi Hershey,
We found your blog through our good pal Fee! Our Papa used to have a doggie like you when he was a wee widdle kiddie himself. She looked the color of your parents. Don't be worried about having a new human baby living with you. That's just one more human that you can manipulate, love, lick, snuggle up to, beg for treats from, you get the picture, hehehehe!
Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Wow Hershey - someone else for you to play with...well, when they get alittle bigger. I am sure that your mum and dad will still love you just as much as they do now :-)

Congrats to your mum and dad !


Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Babies, when they are learning to eat, sit up in a special chair. They are always throwing things on the floor. Food Things!! You could help pick up those things!


Dusty Doodles said...

My little Doglet friend --

Do not be too distressed. Skinpuppies are tons of fun. When they first come, everyone pays tons of attention to them, but that's okay, cuz it leaves you time to check the skinpup's litter box and raid the extra bottles and stuff. Then when they get bigger they throw foods on the floor! In no time they will be big enough to give you lots of loves and attentions all by themselves. In the meantime, make sure to destroy something valuable that belongs to your parents, you gots to show them who's boss!!

Tell those hoomans congratulations from us at Doodles' house!